The Viper Post Did It

Kinja'd!!! "StoneCold" (StoneCold)
07/06/2016 at 02:37 • Filed to: None

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One million views. Sidebar says 1.3 M, post count gives 1.0 M. haven’t seen this many since the Chris Harris Ferrari post.

Most Honest Viper Craigslist Ad Ever


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > StoneCold
07/06/2016 at 02:45

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I’m mostly happy to see a Craigslist listing article that isn’t the latest tired hyperbolic YOU THINK YOU’RE AWESOME? YOU DON’T FUCKING KNOW AWESOME UNTIL YOU BUY THIS HYUNDAI PONY THAT WILL SUCK YOUR DICK SO HARD YOU’LL CATCH FIRE AND ALL WOMEN WILL LOVE YOU!!!!! bullshit.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > StoneCold
07/06/2016 at 03:03

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I’m tired of the “VIPER IS CRAAAZY DANGER” internet lore.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Berang
07/06/2016 at 03:16

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I never got it also... Viper are no worse than a C5 without traction control and removed ABS. It’s actually fairly easy to drive and very docile. It’s a lot easier to crash a Miata with an open-diff than a Viper really.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Flavien Vidal
07/06/2016 at 03:22

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It’s a lot easier to crash a mustang too. As long as you’re not driving like a jerk, there’s nothing scary about driving the viper.


Kinja'd!!! TractorPillow > Berang
07/06/2016 at 03:34

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Bingo. Tons of internet fueled BS. The only people talking about how scary it is are the people that have never driven one. Oh well, I guess it’s more fun to imagine something as super dangerous and cool then to accept the reality. I say it all the time and people that have never even sat in a Viper argue with me.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > PanchoVilleneuve ST
07/06/2016 at 03:41

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but a hyundai pony will do that.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > not for canada - australian in disguise
07/06/2016 at 03:52

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A Daewoo will do that.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > not for canada - australian in disguise
07/06/2016 at 05:39

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The Pony is more car than most humans understand.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > StoneCold
07/06/2016 at 08:10

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The actual post only says 765k views though


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > StoneCold
07/06/2016 at 08:24

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I only see like 765k views so far.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > StoneCold
07/06/2016 at 08:46

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I just checked it this morning and...

It went down?

It’s showing 764.5k now. It must have broke Kinja.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > StoneCold
07/06/2016 at 09:13

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I keep seeing it jump between 1.3m, 1.0m and 700k. Kinja cant even count right.